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Fat Kapi
I. LOVE. Video games. They're my LIFE! There's this little arcade I go to every day, and just about everybody there knows me. I like to think I'm still the best DDR player, but it's a little hard to deny I was probably better when I was thinner. As of late I started eating more junk food and playing more sit-down games, so I may have packed on a *couple* pounds and slowed down a *little* bit, but I'm sure I can lose the weight any time I want. I weigh around 1,000 pounds. I'm extremely obese.